fill in the following survey and we will try match you to a squirrel as soon as possible:
1. when imagining your ideal squirrel, do you think of:
2. how bushy would you want your squirrels tail to be? (very bushy or or just bushy)?
3. on a scale of 1-5 where 1 = paranoid and 5 = diseased in the brain, what would you want your squirrel to be?
4. would you treat your squirrel like a king or make it scram with a broom?
5. do you have arfritis, making it difficutl for you to jump out of trees and play with your squirrel?
6. Enifing else you wanna tell brains?